I am having a routine medical screening procedure tomorrow. Something that almost everyone over fifty endures without blinking an eye.
Not me. I am not happy about it. Not one little bit.
I admit to only one significant medical event in my life. As a result, I am a real diva when it comes to "routine medical screening procedures". Especially when they involve FASTING. For the better part of TWO DAYS. Along with other unmentionable horrors. This particular Epic does not take well to being food and drink deprived. GRRRRR.
Wait. The instructions for today say I have to stay on "clear liquids only".
The last time I looked, Vodka was a liquid. And a clear one at that. Hm. Stay tuned...