Hello!
Welcome to The Epic! I am launching this blog as a manifesto for and a guide to living well. The title and motto of the blog are taken from the Epicureans, at least some of whom believed in the notion that not one minute of the future was guaranteed to them and that as a result they had the duty to live life to its fullest every moment.
I believe in discovering fun and pleasurable things wherever I find myself each day and I am told I have a knack for unearthing them. My hope is that by sharing in my pleasures and some of my ways of finding them you will begin to collect all the riches that lie in the moments of your life. They are there. Take them! All our lives should be.....Epic.
I believe in discovering fun and pleasurable things wherever I find myself each day and I am told I have a knack for unearthing them. My hope is that by sharing in my pleasures and some of my ways of finding them you will begin to collect all the riches that lie in the moments of your life. They are there. Take them! All our lives should be.....Epic.
Monday, August 27, 2012
Bon Voyage
Mr. Robert Treboux, grand gentleman and owner of my favorite restaurant in the world, Le Veau D'Or in New York, died yesterday at 87.
One afternoon, some years ago, I was sitting at a corner table having a long lunch when a very nice lady behind me complained to her companion that she had been mountain climbing, had been hang gliding, had ridden bicycles everywhere and yet was not very happy. Mr. Treboux saw me grimace and, pointing at me, said "what do you think of that comment?". About two-thirds through a great bottle of Margeaux, I turned to the lady (who was blond, from Connecticut, and about my age) and said as gently as I could "I think you need to do less and live more." She stared at me and then smiled and raised her glass.
He laughed out loud and said "are you sure you aren't French?".
I may never have a ribbon to hang on my dinner jacket, but that was more than enough of a decoration for me.
Photo from the New York Times.
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Paris: River and Boulevard 1
The morning after my adventure to the Ritz dawned drizzly. Or rather would have dawned drizzly had I awakened before nine. In any case, I thought a drizzly, overcast Tuesday would be just the time to take my first excursion on Batobus, depicted above.
Someone had tipped me to getting a Batobus multi-day pass before I started on my trip, and it was one of the best pieces of advice I received. Batobus is a group of river boats which cruise on the Seine in a continuous circuit from the Jardin des Plantes to the Tour Eiffel and back again. You can see the full listing for this easy and wonderful service here. The great thing about a Batobus pass is that you can get on and off the boat as many times as you like for the life of the pass. Just like a personal water taxi. And the seats are enclosed so any stormy weather you encounter is kept safely away.
Tuesday morning, I ambled from the Isl Saint Louis behind Notre Dame and over to the Left Bank feeling like I actually knew where I was going. A fine feeling. The spots where Batobus stops are marked with flags so you can easily tell where on a quai to go. As luck would have it, the boat had just arrived when I walked down onto the Quai de Montebello. I flashed my weekly pass and strolled onto the boat as easy as you please. Honestly, I cannot imagine a better way to spend part of a rainy Paris day than to ride Batobus up and down the Seine. It is just fascinating...
...for example, the view of Notre Dame from the river. Other views...
The famous "prow" of the Isl de Cite. There were lovers there...um...loving...how marvellously bohemian!! I gave the photo another try.....missed them again. Just as well...
The Pont Des Artes...
The Pont Notre Dame....
...sometimes going under a bridge impresses you with its amazing construction and solidity much more than walking over it. The Pont Neuf...
The Academie de France...
I don't imagine that my humble efforts here will get me elected to the Academie but I would sure like to have one of these grand outfits they give you as a member, here shown on one of my favorite authors Jean Dutourd...
and of some other grand gents...
any club where they give out swords and sashes is OK by me.
The weather was pretty decent while I was on my Batobus excursion. I tried to spend all my time on the open aft deck enjoying the breeze...
The Musee' d'Orsay...
Then, you come just far enough up river. You are peering through your phone to get a shot of the French Senate or some such thing...and you see a shadow from a dream of your entire life...
Then, you hear a young lady on the aft deck near you give a soft gasp. Then, you see it...

Then, you gasp too.
Even after a couple of days. After Air France. After customs. After Chez Benoit. After the Louvre. After the first of more than a few great meals and bottles of wine. You, my friend, are in PARIS.
The view above is from the quai after leaving Batobus at the Port de la Bourdonnais. What impressed me was not so much its height but how wide it is. There was a lovely carousel and a little Spring fair set up in the plaza at the top of the quai across the street from the Tour.
This really cute sweater was for sale at one of the booths of the fair, showing our family's two Papillion dogs and what appear to be a couple of aliens or perhaps Aztec sun symbols? In any event, I didn't know anyone small enough to wear this size sweater so I passed on to another booth where I was looking at some wallets and purses when I noticed a distinct change in the air temperature. The weather was taking a turn for the ugly. I looked around and, having already made a close-up inspection of the Eiffel Tower [no going up for me, I do NOT do exposed heights...at least sober]...I found myself squarely on the horns of a dilemma. Whether to abandon my original plan of walking from the Eiffel Tower, across the Pont d'Ilena, past the Trocadero and up to the Arc de Triomphe then down the Champs Elysee, through The Tuileries and home, or to get my still relatively dry self back onto Batobus and cruise sanguinely down the Seine back to Notre Dame for a leisurely lunch in some nice little place in the Latin Quarter. The reader should know that this Epic will stick to a plan. Particularly when it involves walking all over a new city. I buttoned up my L.L. Bean weatherproof jacket, wished desperately for a flask of Calvados [in just a few minutes the weather had turned very cold and windy] and turned toward the Trocadero.
A serious storm was brewing. I made it across the Pont d'lena before the really large raindrops began hitting me in the face...
A serious storm was brewing. I made it across the Pont d'lena before the really large raindrops began hitting me in the face...
Saturday, August 4, 2012
From Paris To.....Charlotte?
Nothing delights the road-weary Epic more than discovery of a really great restaurant. Especially an unexpected one.
Since I returned from Paris, I have been traveling a lot but I have not had a really fine meal until last night. At a little French bistro. In Charlotte, North Carolina.
You simply must try Cafe Monte if you find yourself in the Queen City. The exterior looks like a coffee shop, but the interior decor is very sophisticated and welcoming. They bake pastries there, including buttery, flaky croissants. The bar is great. When I happened by for an after dinner drink two nights ago, I realized I had to try Cafe Monte for dinner my last night in town. I am very glad I did.
A bottle of the fine Rhone Valley rose, Tavel. One of my hero Leibling's favorites. Not your typical "why drink this?" rose but a true Rhone wine with a dark jewel tone color and the chops to stand up to good hearty summer fare.
Like the house-made pate, peppery and right, with cornichons, spicy mustard and little toasts. Trout amandine which was the finest dish of the sort I have ever had. Fresh Carolina brook trout, simply sauteed in a little butter with capers and almonds. Served over haricots verts and fingerling potatoes. A simple but towering dish. Whoever invented trout amandine would have sobbed with delight eating this. After the trout, a bit of cheese was called for and the cheese plate was marvelous with four types of cheese ranging from mild to strong fresh grapes and chopped candied walnuts. As is proper. The Tavel was running low at this point, so I finished it with the cheese. I concluded this outstanding meal with a Calvados, strong black coffee and a plate of three of the house-baked Parisian style Macaroons [coffee flavored, pistachio and lemon] which were perfect and every bit as nice as the ones I ate with a friend in France. They were perfect with the last bites of the cheese plate...the lemon one was my favorite.
I left Cafe Monte a very happy man and when I return to Charlotte I will return there as well, for restoration. And for a bit of Paris.
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Fuzzy Photos From Great Bars
Cafe Monte, Charlotte, North Carolina. Tonight. They have Calvados. They have Tavel......the greatest rose in the world.
Over the door, a quote from Grimod de la Reyniere...
Life is so brief that we should not glance either too far backwards or forwards...therefore study how to fix our happiness in our glass and in our plate.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Paris: Le Petit Chatelet
When I left the Ritz bar I wandered over to the Place de la Madeline in search of Haute Couture and a bar that Bruno at the Ritz had mentioned. The bar was nothing special. The clothes....well that was a different thing altogether.
Although I have a soft spot for all things Chanel, I preferred the Dior designs I could see in the windows. I peeked down what must be the most expensive short street of shops in the world...
...with Dior on one's right and Chanel on the left.
After walking about and seeing extraordinarily beautiful women out shopping, I became fatigued so I returned home to the Isle Saint Louis and took a nap. I woke up in the evening famished and decided I would try what my dining radar had told me was the perfect spot for a lovely dinner. Particularly on a cold, rainy day. The restaurant Le Petit Chatelet on the Rue de la Bucherie just off of the Quai de Montabello. This out of place old house is situated close by the famous bookstore Shakespeare and Company and is also quite near the Square Rene Viviani, site of the oldest tree in Paris. As with many a fine small place, Le Petit Chatelet is easy to pass by. Trust me, when you find yourself sauntering down the Promenade Maurice Careme on a drizzly, chill, romantic evening, you owe it to yourself to try Le Petit Chatelet.
The place gives off the right signals. Little outdoor tables and chairs. The glow of welcoming lights through little window panes. A lengthy menu written by hand on a chalk board. A well used and friendly look. But that is nothing to what awaits you inside the door. On this Monday evening, I slipped inside the small entryway and was immediately immersed in the happy sound of people clinking glasses, laughing softly, and otherwise having an excellent time. And the aroma! The lovely proprietress and her husband [the restaurant has been in the family for fifty years] roast their meats and fowl on an open brazier in the corner of the dining room. I cannot adequately describe the way that room smelled. Had there not been a table for me I would have cried. Luckily, one spot was available despite my lack of a reservation and I was shown to a small table against the wall. To my right were two nice ladies from St. Louis, Missouri on holiday. To my left, a distinguished elderly couple were perusing the menu board being held by the owner. The photos posted here show the brazier and exactly where I was sitting to the left of the entry door as you face it. I imagine that the restaurant only seats forty lucky persons at a time.
All of the items on the menu that night sounded great, but I settled on a baked chevere tart in puff pastry as my first course. Arriving with a small salad, lightly and simply dressed with oil and vinegar, the tart was a delight. It was oven-warm and the cheese was slightly runny. The pastry was delicate and a bit crunchy on the outside. Simply the best cheese tart I have ever had. A nice compliment to the astounding and fairly priced bottle of Margaux which was another treat. Outside it looked more and more chilly as the night deepened, but the food and conviviality inside Le Petit Chatelet was a potent antidote for the weather. In such circumstances, there was only one appropriate second course..."Le Formidable" which was a large slice of rib eye steak, bathed in garlic and rosemary, a little peppery, cooked just to medium rare, with a pile of crispy frites. Tender and wildly flavorful, the steak was the perfect compliment to the Margaux.
A brief digression on the subject of my Parisian wine drinking. Inspired by Liebling, I was determined to only order bottles of wine on this Epic trip. There must have been a glorious, golden, era when gourmands only ordered full bottles of wine with their meals. Even when dining alone. One doesn't see this much any more. Liebling blames the decline of grand dining in general on French doctors realizing that humans had a liver and then regulating all of life around that one organ. I strongly suspect that the decline in diners procuring an acceptable and worthy companion bottle of wine for their solo consumption dates to the same historical precipice. Really, with a little practice, there is nothing to it. Cost is not an obstacle. Most decent places, even in the U.S., have good bottles of wine for a price approximating what two glasses of who-knows-how-old open bottle wine goes for, so why not guarantee that you are getting fresh wine, even if you for some ridiculous reason do not drink the entire bottle at one sitting? Also, if you skip a pre-dinner cocktail and take a bit of time dining [rare in the U.S., I know] you can consume a bottle in proper, indolent, fashion and feel just slightly tight when you leave table. And, the presence of a bottle of wine sitting solidly on top of your table provides an important message in addition to the obvious spiritual benefits. It tells the waiter and other diners that one knows what one is about. I had bottle after bottle of great wine on this trip, with two pleasant exceptions always dined alone, and felt no ill effects whatsoever.
In the event, at this stage of the meal, I was entering another glorious Parisian food rapture. How could this evening get any better? I was contemplating the menu for a third course when the American lady to my right turned to me and asked "excuse me, do you speak English?" I replied, "a little". She wanted to know if Le Formidable was as good as it looked. "C'est tres magnifique" I said with a smile. She and her friend both ordered the steak. Right off the brazier. They were very pleased with the choice.
There were several dessert choices that evening, but really no choice for me. When I saw a poached pear on the menu, I ordered it immediately as this is one of my favorite dishes that one rarely sees, at least in my travels. It was perfection, tender but firm, surrounded by a pool of the marvelous poaching liquid, and flavored with hints of chartreuse and lavender and black pepper. Just the thing to help finish off the rest of the Margaux. As my snifter of Calvados arrived, the older gentleman sitting with his wife to my left begged my pardon and asked about the wine I had been drinking. I told him which one it was and he told me of the bottle of Burgundy they were sharing. They were from Portugal, and I made them laugh when I said that I thought that was very cool and that I had never met anyone from Portugal before. It is true. When they turn boys like me from little towns in the Wisconsin woods loose on the rest of the world, they do not know what we might say. This grand fellow stated that he and his wife came to Le Petit Chatelet on every Paris trip. I ventured that this confirmed my impression of them as people of refinement and taste. This got another laugh. Then the man ordered another glass for me, poured it half full of their wine, and offered a toast to travellers of refinement. The three of us clinked our glasses and chatted on to the end of a very lovely evening.
Much later, I tied my trench coat about me and headed through the cold drizzly night across the Petit Pont, sauntering now, a well fed Parisian flaneur, immune to the elements, accompanied by the laughter of new friends and the lingering taste of Margaux and the scent of steak and garlic roasting on an open fire.
Although I have a soft spot for all things Chanel, I preferred the Dior designs I could see in the windows. I peeked down what must be the most expensive short street of shops in the world...
...with Dior on one's right and Chanel on the left.
After walking about and seeing extraordinarily beautiful women out shopping, I became fatigued so I returned home to the Isle Saint Louis and took a nap. I woke up in the evening famished and decided I would try what my dining radar had told me was the perfect spot for a lovely dinner. Particularly on a cold, rainy day. The restaurant Le Petit Chatelet on the Rue de la Bucherie just off of the Quai de Montabello. This out of place old house is situated close by the famous bookstore Shakespeare and Company and is also quite near the Square Rene Viviani, site of the oldest tree in Paris. As with many a fine small place, Le Petit Chatelet is easy to pass by. Trust me, when you find yourself sauntering down the Promenade Maurice Careme on a drizzly, chill, romantic evening, you owe it to yourself to try Le Petit Chatelet.
The place gives off the right signals. Little outdoor tables and chairs. The glow of welcoming lights through little window panes. A lengthy menu written by hand on a chalk board. A well used and friendly look. But that is nothing to what awaits you inside the door. On this Monday evening, I slipped inside the small entryway and was immediately immersed in the happy sound of people clinking glasses, laughing softly, and otherwise having an excellent time. And the aroma! The lovely proprietress and her husband [the restaurant has been in the family for fifty years] roast their meats and fowl on an open brazier in the corner of the dining room. I cannot adequately describe the way that room smelled. Had there not been a table for me I would have cried. Luckily, one spot was available despite my lack of a reservation and I was shown to a small table against the wall. To my right were two nice ladies from St. Louis, Missouri on holiday. To my left, a distinguished elderly couple were perusing the menu board being held by the owner. The photos posted here show the brazier and exactly where I was sitting to the left of the entry door as you face it. I imagine that the restaurant only seats forty lucky persons at a time.
All of the items on the menu that night sounded great, but I settled on a baked chevere tart in puff pastry as my first course. Arriving with a small salad, lightly and simply dressed with oil and vinegar, the tart was a delight. It was oven-warm and the cheese was slightly runny. The pastry was delicate and a bit crunchy on the outside. Simply the best cheese tart I have ever had. A nice compliment to the astounding and fairly priced bottle of Margaux which was another treat. Outside it looked more and more chilly as the night deepened, but the food and conviviality inside Le Petit Chatelet was a potent antidote for the weather. In such circumstances, there was only one appropriate second course..."Le Formidable" which was a large slice of rib eye steak, bathed in garlic and rosemary, a little peppery, cooked just to medium rare, with a pile of crispy frites. Tender and wildly flavorful, the steak was the perfect compliment to the Margaux.
A brief digression on the subject of my Parisian wine drinking. Inspired by Liebling, I was determined to only order bottles of wine on this Epic trip. There must have been a glorious, golden, era when gourmands only ordered full bottles of wine with their meals. Even when dining alone. One doesn't see this much any more. Liebling blames the decline of grand dining in general on French doctors realizing that humans had a liver and then regulating all of life around that one organ. I strongly suspect that the decline in diners procuring an acceptable and worthy companion bottle of wine for their solo consumption dates to the same historical precipice. Really, with a little practice, there is nothing to it. Cost is not an obstacle. Most decent places, even in the U.S., have good bottles of wine for a price approximating what two glasses of who-knows-how-old open bottle wine goes for, so why not guarantee that you are getting fresh wine, even if you for some ridiculous reason do not drink the entire bottle at one sitting? Also, if you skip a pre-dinner cocktail and take a bit of time dining [rare in the U.S., I know] you can consume a bottle in proper, indolent, fashion and feel just slightly tight when you leave table. And, the presence of a bottle of wine sitting solidly on top of your table provides an important message in addition to the obvious spiritual benefits. It tells the waiter and other diners that one knows what one is about. I had bottle after bottle of great wine on this trip, with two pleasant exceptions always dined alone, and felt no ill effects whatsoever.
In the event, at this stage of the meal, I was entering another glorious Parisian food rapture. How could this evening get any better? I was contemplating the menu for a third course when the American lady to my right turned to me and asked "excuse me, do you speak English?" I replied, "a little". She wanted to know if Le Formidable was as good as it looked. "C'est tres magnifique" I said with a smile. She and her friend both ordered the steak. Right off the brazier. They were very pleased with the choice.
There were several dessert choices that evening, but really no choice for me. When I saw a poached pear on the menu, I ordered it immediately as this is one of my favorite dishes that one rarely sees, at least in my travels. It was perfection, tender but firm, surrounded by a pool of the marvelous poaching liquid, and flavored with hints of chartreuse and lavender and black pepper. Just the thing to help finish off the rest of the Margaux. As my snifter of Calvados arrived, the older gentleman sitting with his wife to my left begged my pardon and asked about the wine I had been drinking. I told him which one it was and he told me of the bottle of Burgundy they were sharing. They were from Portugal, and I made them laugh when I said that I thought that was very cool and that I had never met anyone from Portugal before. It is true. When they turn boys like me from little towns in the Wisconsin woods loose on the rest of the world, they do not know what we might say. This grand fellow stated that he and his wife came to Le Petit Chatelet on every Paris trip. I ventured that this confirmed my impression of them as people of refinement and taste. This got another laugh. Then the man ordered another glass for me, poured it half full of their wine, and offered a toast to travellers of refinement. The three of us clinked our glasses and chatted on to the end of a very lovely evening.
Much later, I tied my trench coat about me and headed through the cold drizzly night across the Petit Pont, sauntering now, a well fed Parisian flaneur, immune to the elements, accompanied by the laughter of new friends and the lingering taste of Margaux and the scent of steak and garlic roasting on an open fire.
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Paris: Putting On The Ritz
Having put the many comforts of Harry's Bar behind me, I strolled a couple of blocks down the Rue Daunou to the Rue de la Paix, turned left, and again found myself facing the impressive facade of the Hotel Ritz. I was dressed in my black LL Bean all weather jacket, tan wide-wale Brooks Brothers cords and brown walking shoes. I was wet looking on the exterior due to my adventures out and about earlier in the day. On the interior, I was dry because of my superior clothing. Farther on the interior, I was enjoying the benefit of a couple of superior Sidecar cocktails from Rene the barman at Harry's.
I was glad for the lingering effect of the Sidecars because I was certainly not dressed to walk into the front door of the Hotel Ritz. As I approached the doors, a very glamorous, very tall, very young woman strode out to a waiting Bentley. The driver ushered her into the back seat and closed the door. Two doormen struggled to put numerous shopping bags and boxes into the trunk. I peered about, thinking I had wandered into a movie shoot and was about to be dragged off by gendarmes. No. This is the usual sort of thing that happens at the front door of the Ritz at five on a rainy Monday afternoon.
I will say that the doormen and front entry staff were very friendly. One took my jacket and cap and another relieved me of what was left of my five dollar umbrella. The interior of the Ritz entryway and main lobby hall is very opulent as one would expect. Still, nobody seemed to mind that rivulets were running off of my LL Bean jacket onto whatever I approached. I saw a young woman at the maitre' stand for a restaurant and approached her, being careful to keep a good distance so no rivulet would despoil her outstanding Little Black Dress. I asked where the Hemingway Bar might be and in reply she gave a full-on Parisian pouty look.
But monsieur, it closed last week for three years!
Apparently a Saudi prince or some such person has bought the hotel and is doing a "renovation" of certain things including the Hemingway Bar. It had "closed its doors" seven days earlier. From what recently happened to my beloved Pump Room bar in Chicago under similar circumstances, I am not expecting a good outcome. Had I been able to see the pre-closure Hemingway Bar, it would have looked like this...
Just my sort of place, Hem or no Hem. In the event, I was not about to abandon either my search for the world's most expensive cocktail, not the Sidecar Challenge begun at Harry's New York Bar so I had to change plans. I headed to the Ritz' Vendome Bar instead ....
...a lovely room but not at all my sort of "bar". There was a "bar" in the Vendome "bar" however and I took one of the four stools. As I did, it occurred to me that nobody had ever sat at this bar before. It just had that unused feel about it. I peered about me at the ladies and gentlemen dressed to the nines at tables and in quiet nooks scattered around. Several had their heads close together in whispered conversation. I think the other bar patrons thought I was a private detective from an outlying arrondissement. Or a paparazzi.
The barman Hugo however was superb and very nice as well. He put an engraved napkin before me and said "you were looking for the Hemingway Bar weren't you"? Apparently the only conclusion to be derived from a fellow dressed in LL Bean, without a supermodel date, who actually sat at the bar. When he found out I was on "mon premier voyage a Paris" he asked lots of questions about what I had seen and gave me lots of great tips for the upcoming days. He also made me a Sidecar and put no less than five silver bowls of snacks in front of me. The cocktail was first rate, as were the snacks. I would rate the Ritz Sidecar in a dead heat with the version provided by Harry's Bar. Perfection. After trying the wonderful selection of finger foods, enjoying my Sidecar and declining a second, Hugo gracefully slid the tab folder in front of me. I creaked it open...55 Euros...a smooth $70 [USD]. Perhaps not the most expensive in the world, but a new record pour moi. I slipped from the room and I think all the chic couples breathed a bit easier. A bit tired by then, I walked back to my hotel in the chill drizzle. I needed a nap to reconstitute myself before dinner. You see, I had spotted a very promising little place the day before and I was dying to try it out. It was located next to a very famous book store in a little white house...
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